Chapter 2.4

When we last left our Legacie abode, Caden had just moved out of the house and went off to live life on his own. While we will miss him, I doubt he will hardly ever bother to think of us.



As time wore on, Lynda continued going above and beyond her motherly duties.


And Dawson continued to be an adorable little tyke.

Lynda: Love. Lll---ove. Love.
Dawson: Wuv!
Lynda: Very good, honey!

Awww.

Lynda: Now say "I will fall in love with a maid". Come on. "I will fall in Lloovee with a maid"
Dawson: Wuv.....maid

Wait a second.... what?! Lynda, don't you dare start brainwashing these children!

Lynda: What ever do you mean?

While Lynda was at home teaching her son the ways of life and brainwashing him into a future of maid-marrying, Liam had gone off to sell a couple butterflies... in his formal attire? This seems a little fishy to me.... you don't need a tuxedo to sell butterflies.


And while Liam is off suspiciously selling butterflies, Lynda suddenly doesn't feel well! Turns out she's in labor! With no husband in sight to stay home with baby Dawson, Lynda is going to have to give birth at home.

Lynda: Where is that pathetic oaf?!

He's selling butterflies, Lynda, he told you.

Lynda: He left 5 hours ago!

Here we have Annette Legacie. She is a genius and a couch potato.



Lynda: Where WERE you?! I had to deliver here at home, by myself!
Liam: I told you, I went to sell some butterflies to the Science Institute.
Lynda: Liam, you're wearing a blasted tuxedo!
Liam: Okay, I went to a party.
Lynda: A PARTY?! What are you talking about? You're a loner! You don't go to parties. Are you seeing someone else?
Liam: No, of course not!
Lynda: You're lying to me! What's going on?!
Liam: Okay, okay! In order to snag this next promotion, it is really important that I question local witnesses in the neighborhood. I crashed a party at the Smith's apartment to try and find some people to question. I didn't realize you were pregnant, you did a damn good enough job hiding it from me, want to talk about lying!
Lynda: Oh, sure, turn this around on me!

Lynda: Hi, it's 6am and I haven't gone to sleep for 23 hours. I just had a baby and both she and my toddler son are wide awake and hungry. I had to give birth at home because my husband is an oaf who cares about nothing but his career, I'm on the verge of passing out and also of losing my mind. Will you please send me a babysitter immediately? Thank you so much, you're too kind. I'm going to go pass out now.


Dawson isn't thrilled at the whole idea of a babysitter, but he would NOT want his mother around at the moment. She's on the verge of cracking.



(They're like clones!)

Lynda is an AMAZING mother. Every single one of her wants are centered around either her children, or having more children. It's as if her klepto habits have disappeared entirely.

However, Dawson is a little attention hog! I don't think he likes this whole younger sister thing.

Dawson: You're my friend!
Bob: ........
Dawson: Talk to me!
Bob: ........


Liam: Honey, are you still upset with me about the other night?



Lynda: Just eat your cake, dear.

Liam: Sooo..... you're not mad?
Lynda: Oh, shut up and come here.

........

Lynda: Hey, you. Stick around awhile, I've got big plans for you.

Enough, Lynda.



As soon as Liam was sure that Lynda had forgiven him for the day of Annette's birth, he went right back to working in all of his spare time.

Liam: I just need to get this report written for my boss. Don't exaggerate.



And in the blink of an eye, it was Annette's birthday.




Before

After!



Liam is doing a much better job as a father with Annette than he did with Dawson. Which is a good thing because while Annette was saying her first word, Lynda was off at the hospital giving birth!



And she gave birth to an invisible baby named Kaytee Legacie, who is a loner and a genius.


Basically, I couldn't even find her nametag to click on her, so I had to cheat and forceage Kaytee up to a toddler, so I am going to make her and Annette unofficial fraternal twin sisters.

Here is Kaytee as a toddler.


Sleeping baby spam!

Finally, Lana decided to pay us all a visit!

And before we knew it, it was Dawson's birthday again.

Our current maid seemed pretty excited for Dawson's birthday. Perhaps I'll intervene and cancel the maid service.... I really don't trust you, Lynda.

Lynda: Don't you DARE cancel maid service! Our house would be a wreck!
Yes, I'm SURE that's why you want me to keep them....

Dawson's newest trait - Virtuoso



Well, we'll wrap it up for this installment of the Legacie tellings. Hope to be back with more soon! Still got a lot of pictures to catch up on. Until then, see you next time and thanks for reading!